A dog runs away in a park, as a boomerang is flying towards him.

A CEO nominates himself as employee of the month.

While the sun is high on ecstasy, he reaches out with his rays and masturbates a floating red penis.

Fonzie points out which finger he enjoys putting in his anus.

A poorly drawn boat that says, "Nope, a sloop."

A nose is displayed on a sign that says, "#1, 2012".

A sad snake mopes about as he realizes he is too ugly to even show his face, thus he places a paper bag over his head.

Cleopatra in a green dress chews a piece of bubble gum.

An old woman is making a call to a prostitute asking for her twat.

The Illuminati are crying blood.

Sonic the hedgehog runs slowly.

A man with walnuts for eyes cries yellow tears.