Bad Zacharie is yelling at his watch. Apparently it only tells him it's Sunday the 11th. From this angle it looks like the watch is crying.

Pastel Burnt is actually kind of a nice guy; at least, the tiny withered head inside its mouth is.

An Elsen is so upset at losing his tie, he starts going Burnt. Japhet cavorts drunkenly in the background wearing said tie as a headband.

A group of Elsens attend the massively popular "Puri-Con," each one cosplaying their Zone's Guardian.

Looks like there's someone in the subway tunnel...

Vader Eloha has had a terrible spaghetti accident.

Sugar-addict Elsen has latched onto Dedan. Dedan is adorably frightened.

Dedan accidentally burns down the Post Office.

What the hell is Batter going to do with all these fucking baseballs

Zacharie finally confesses to his one true love: Spongebob Squarepants.

Batter leaves Dedan at the altar so he can chase some specters. Dedan is heartbroken; what do those stupid ghosts have the he don't got?!

Spongebob falls in the bathtub. Should've had Life Alert, Spongebob. Every underwater citizen should have Life Alert.