A red bird with a tack shoved in its eye

Damn right! He's so fine it blows my mind.

They had to buy the two plots on either side of his

Yo happy birfday dawg

The king greets a visting dignitary: The Earl of Foote

uh...A pool so dirty kids won't even pee in it

A man gives ponies just what they deserve

A man discos so hard it decapitates bystanders

A squirrel just keepin' it gay

Girl fails to yodel

An old man with a stool versus a rabbit! THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!

With those four words Bob's relationship with Broccoli came to an abrupt end. Broccoli never recovered and eventually took her own life.