A bacteria saying: "Hi there, do you wanna some Aerosmith tickets? Later you could do some mitosis with the band FOREVER AND EVER!".

A milkman wants to save the earth, but he can't because of contamination.

a kid is shocked at seeing a holographic sticker of Taco-Man!

rorschack

A FATASS ANGEL IS DYING! LAUGH AT HIM! HAHAHAHAHA And them Tyrael comes and... START TO LAUGH TOO! AHAHAHHAA

Doodle or Die

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The guy doesn't wanna draw Kanye West because he interrupted Taylor Swift. Draw the beauty Taylor Swift for him :3

A bronie draw a ponie saying "Derp"... It isn't the lovely Twilight Sparkle.

You sir, are a pig. A well suited pig.

Mario is eating a sausage in front of Luigi.

A man is happy because he's gonna eat some GIANT bacon.

A black dude is eating a hot dog

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