Mustaches turn into cucumbers, cucumbers turn into rulers, which eventually leads to the earth being attacked by solar storms.
Barney talks to Wilma, the cucumber
The year 2129. Women are controlled by futuristic Google-Glass guys. Right now they're testing "to blush".
Classic 5-to-9 job
A boy is caught playing shooter games on his PC. His father is devastated, so is he.
Ginger-Ann the Almighty decides to rescue the city and be its new hero
Finally McMaggoty found what turns out to be the biggest candy corn ever discovered in a desert. Crying bloody tears, he howls loudly.
Tutenchamun finally takes up the courage to tell his people that the pyramids didn't turn out quite as expected
Hap-pee Threesome only consisting of girls. yup.
A penguin is coloring himself
An angry anime-style-bunny took an arrow to the knee
Hendrix lies to a reporter