Mustaches turn into cucumbers, cucumbers turn into rulers, which eventually leads to the earth being attacked by solar storms.

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Barney talks to Wilma, the cucumber

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The year 2129. Women are controlled by futuristic Google-Glass guys. Right now they're testing "to blush".

Classic 5-to-9 job

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A boy is caught playing shooter games on his PC. His father is devastated, so is he.

Doodle or Die

Ginger-Ann the Almighty decides to rescue the city and be its new hero

Finally McMaggoty found what turns out to be the biggest candy corn ever discovered in a desert. Crying bloody tears, he howls loudly.

Tutenchamun finally takes up the courage to tell his people that the pyramids didn't turn out quite as expected

Hap-pee Threesome only consisting of girls. yup.

A penguin is coloring himself

An angry anime-style-bunny took an arrow to the knee

Hendrix lies to a reporter

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