A baby alien looks at a poster to see what he is supposed to be when he's older.

God's tears make up the Mississippi River.

A man drowning in a pool of his own blood

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Spiderman playing the saxophone.

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A wrestler dressed as Superman hand feeds baby batman a sugar cookie.

A tornado on its period.

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A model doesn't know what to do with her hands.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster taking over the world.

An evil potato

The Cat has no money to buy a boat.

An Octopus about to fight a sheep.

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