Pigeon swears he never goes to Taco Bell again after getting diarrhea

I'm a fat piece of shit. Nobody likes me :

beggar bear

Larry expresses his passion for spinach soup

Harry the aspargus creates a plate of salad with a salad spray. Amazing!

PIKACHUUU

shitty map describing... the location of a gift shop near grand canyon

a pink sperm is shocked

Shitty attempt to draw a decent rose

bulgen? penis

somebody is being sucked into another dimension through a green portal

A retard speaks nonsense

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