Thor's Hammer

A bed in a ocean with squids.

Anything wrong cunt, I just say we that...

I shall not describe the rooster eating the profane cheese. I shall not say that the cheese has evil eyes.

New Chain

An African American wearing a top hat sitting in a baby chair, singing with the KKK while all three of them get blow jobs by asians.

I do not describe, for describing would imply I am describing something and there is nothing worth describing except this description. Mean.

Da Faqu?

I refuse to die, even in the extrem heat, air pressure, and acidic atmosphere, for I am mighty. And also... you are describing my home. =D

Doodle or Die

Hey you! Yes, you. I will purposely mess up this chain. I do NOT want you somehow drawing a picture. This chain ends here. So there.

A picture which I can not see fully, therefore you shall only get this description of a hot summer day... "I was sweaty, oh so sweaty."

Most likely nothing to do with whatever I am saying for I am saying complete nonsense, and that your mom has been conqured. =)

A half-duck, half-cow, and a third human listening to music.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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