Hitler yelps in pain, a swastika sticking into his head. He waves a keyboard for help. The sign around his neck ensures that he is ignored.

This girl is horny. Ew, no! Not like that, you sicko! She has horns! That kind of horny! Jesus Christ, the people you get on the internet...

Thousands of dastardly French miners, convincing children to smoke. Sacre bleu!

The mighty leviathan pony rampaged through the city, crushing, killing, destroying. "Ahh!" screamed the people. And it was all for swag.

The Earth is confused at the discovery that it, like Pluto before it, is also no longer a planet.

Gertrude knelt on the ground, hands clasped to her face, eyes closed in ecstasy as she giggled. What joy! What splendid happiness!

Gazing into the mirror, James pondered whether to spend his savings on orthodontics, or tooth tattoo removal. It was a hard decision.

The rainbow shivered with pleasure as it exuded the yellow toast sun, the pink & orange bucket girl and the green man. Ooooh, delectable!

A young man with green skin muses on his sexuality - but between you and me, we can all tell that he's gay. Meanwhile, his head combusts.

A heavily pregnant duck with bad fashion sense decides to go rockpooling. What a fun day out!

A fellow with an orange cap is confused, and slightly unhappy. The probable reason being that his eyeball is partially outside his face.

Who is Loki? Good question, cat. The better question is, who is your tailor? That is a fine suit jacket, although I don't like the tie.