A hipster does his daily routine of hipster activities

Hipster Earth thinks that Basketball Planet is a pleb

Rebecca's favorite hobbies are singing and breast enlargement.

Psychic Bean uses telekenesis

Sadomasochist Ball is yearning for some domination.

The first intelligent potato can now compute basic arithmetic problems.

A green pea is about to enter the fallopian tube.

A prematurely-born baby is surprised at an orange cat sleeping under a Harry Potter collectible pillow.

Dumpling Man has a quail as a weapon, and is battling a vicious brute with a pink sword. An innocent duck watches the gory battle.

Effeminate Pyramid Guy from Silent Hill asking for help

Black cat discovers that Pluto is not a planet anymore

A finely-cooked steak with butter, cherry, and asparagus