The story of a boy making an earth-shattering discovery about his poo

Atomic hamburger

MOTHERF*CKING NIGEL THORNBERRY!

A flower that has been abused by too many bees

A tired, overused comedian

Getting spotted in Metal Gear Solid

A brain finds rabbits delicious

Black man mourns repeated loss of his arms as they form into the legs of a blood-chicken.

The heart does not desire lollipops

The first thing that comes to mind

Smarmy British bellend

Conches make good beer bongs