now he speaks only in swahili

don't be sad

a girl in a sweater with no arms boasting of how aerodynamic she is now

Mister President, we've found the cure.

How am I going to eat my toast with this mask!?

OH FUCK JESUS

Yes. Yes I do.

I just wish they made glasses that would work for my mutated cube eyes!

eeeey no problem

QUICK I NEED A BOAT

OINK OINK BITCH WHERE'S MY SLOP

don't think i don't see what you're doing fucker