Next time on the Simpsons, Homer meets an alien with noodles for arms.

Todd & Aaron

Don't flush rocks down the toilet.

Guybrush Threepwood gets a new piercing.

Legend of Zelda/Minecraft crossover. With dildos.

A compelling reason not to eat your vegetables.

A man with a pencil for an arm.

Bad weather to golf in.

A smoothie that's anything but healthy.

A worried bug scuttles away.

Cheese Laser

Connor Macleod finds a new sword.