honestly, no pirates should dock in a desert with "5and"... tsk tsk

A split-pea stand off, viewed from split-screen perspectives. (see what I did there :P)

random stranger, draw me something of utter beauty and fashion. you know you want to, MAKE IT MAAAGNIFICENT AND SEXY :D. PWOOOAAARRRH

LOOK AT THIS SEXY CORNER WITH "NO DIRT" :D