I accidentally the whole sun, sorry.

Hey guys, what's the relation of a pizza's circumference to it's diameter?

You forgot to say please.

Your index finger is now a gun that just went off, what's the carnage?

A toaster doing push-ups.

This is what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake.

Your face when you realize the robbers from 101 Dalmatians were Dr. House and Mr. Weasley