Red is better than Ash. Period.

Kawaii man say NO and will put his foot down.

The duck is the 5th option

Obama is pissed that his printer isn't working

"The Shining" book is shining gold

Think of a Pokemon FAST THINK OF IT, now it has digivolved, how does it look like?

Pichu doesn't know this

The ghost laughs as he watches you masturbate

The yellow one from the gay couple of Sesame Street prefers reggae over dupstep

Faceless Billy Mays urges you to wait

Totoro sleeping in his nest

Steve the onion is crying that the snail is dying