The Ikea store wants a random civilian to give it a blowjob.....
Precious 3 legged puppy about to experience the thirst quenching smackdown of Gatorade.
A giant bird perches upon a rainbow as multitudes of normal-sized birds cower beneath it. This is a postcard for a town called Collingwood.
The astronauts chilling in the International Space Station.
Satan reincarnated as a dollar bill holding a chocolate bar at gun point.
A bee showing people how bowling actually is done.
a white cat has a lemon head
hello i like meenah x karkat pls draw
A sweaty and obese man receives an IM on MSN, asking yes or no if he likes chocolate cake.
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goblin called steve playing a banjo whilst surfing
an old person sitting on a park bench spewing some bullsheeet.
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