Geoffry's day has not been good so far. He was late to work. Now he's tied up, bloody and bruised. He misses his wife and kids. He is scared

Harry. Fucking. Potter. Bitches.

A very large, seemingly 3D letter 'A', which is purple, and has white stars on it.

He man is winking at you

Raccoons are sad because they don't have enough money for food

Someone's bike hit a rock and flung them into a clam

A ladybug singing in the rain

Zelda... Maybe? I've never played the games, so... Yeah, let's go with ginger Zelda

Yooka Laylee Hype ( Ukulele Hype )

Jerry Lewis

A laughing girl with pink hair

A fully grown dragon/donkey hybrid from Shrek