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Harry Potter is offering a snickers to a unicorn.

Gross. Draw a penguin.

the grass is always greener across a pink tightrope...when you come from a place of darkness

A dildo is clarifying that he is not, in fact, a weiner.

a ghost is forcing a skinny white guy to drink fruit punch from a giant black guy!

hurt by a cinder block falling on a guy's head -- and he's bleeding!!

Homer Simpson with hair and dressed like a cop.

a french orange

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