YOu CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES.

Dave motherfuckin' Stri.

PLUSH RUMP

Why do people make porn of 13 year olds. (IM LOOKING AT YOU HOMESTUCK FANDOM DONT YOU DENY YOUR ACTIONS)

It takes over 3000 licks to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop

OH NO my head is pacman

Vending machine intruder

a very fancy man in formal wear says "I can do whatever I want and you can't stop me!" tl;dr, Fancy guy says YOLO.

a baby finds something attractive in a sexual way. bad baby.

caliborn sticks his leg out, laughing. he proceeds to rip it the fuck off with his mouth and splatter blood everywhere.

Guy who hates spiders falls on the ground after seeing one, scared. He tells the spider to back off. It climbs on him and says "NO FUCK YOU"

Facebook.com/no one wants this baby