Jesus sings some Jay-Z.

Reading Ayn Rand in a thunderstorm, hopefully to kill yourself for your poor literary taste.

Gay turtle listens to Linkin Park.

A Dr. Mario game has just been.

A giraffe exclaims "Holy shit, this mountain!" as it scales a mountain with a significant gradient.

Rainbow Spectrometry

Cute as a button.

That stranger with his hat out is frightening the little girl. (Who is very sexy)

A feminine number '5' explains that Ben Folds FunF

Garfield Wearing a Fedora looks questioningly at a Lasagna.

Anthro Kermit throws up corn.

Topiaries can't get married either. Tragedy ain't it?