Today on "What is this shit?" our contestant will guess JUST WHAT THIS SHIT IS. Let's go now to our contestant, who is now identifying it.

Cool guy who doesn't do drugs but wears sunglasses and has blonde hair and has freckles and has a nose and has a mouth and has a chin.

Two pineapples slices on a blue plate with a cherry on each of their holes. Looks like Pineapple Upside-Down Cake...but where's the cake?!

Famed Superhero RED GIRL attempts to shield her face from incoming BLUE RAYS, but to no avail, as her hands are much too small.

Carl Wheezer eating a croissant.

Boring rose is boring, but add a little fire...

A whale shooting rainbows out of his blowhole. I guess you could call him...a rainblower.

nyan sugar neko girls

After tasting the world's best chocolate, Pikachu decides he cannot live without it and shoots himself in the head with his 3rd arm.

Heavy shooting a BLU Pyro and cloaked Spy with his Scorch Shot.

The year is 1922. A star and Uranus offer absinthe and bathtub gin to a banana at a Speakeasy.

This guy will never get ahead in life with an attitude like that.