Mario doesn't fit in the pipe.

The girl doesn't date Irishmen.

The MIB opened a bank account.

Roadkill, with a joint.

Darth Vader and his son eat Italian without utensils.

Gravity is sideways; :P :D

Yes, but shouldn't you have drawn a picture?

Making music with the wrong end.

The worm is stoked.

Toupee Swimmer goes shooting.

The pig objects.

Corporal Punishment.