Totoro on crack.. oh wait.

a young pizza stands alone in his room. today, the 13th of april, happens to be this young pizza's birthday...

Hey! Listen!

"The operation was a failure. One breast turned out to be larger than the other," said the doctor. "Yeah... okay," you say doubtfully.

a crossdressing gnome with horrid makeup skills forgets to shave his green beard and walks around with his hairless cat

Great Googlie Mooglie.

A toquito got confused and sang the wrong lyrics on american idol.

This guy thinks he's hot shit.

SHERK shrek's evil brother does not think you are SHREKtacular. he thinks u r SHERKulous

This apple. This apple has gone through a lot. Don't you see the sadness in it's eyes? As it stares it's rapist/attacker in the face... sad.

YEAH WELL SPOCK WAS BULLIED TOO AND LOOK WHAT HE BECAME?.... motherless.

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