Terraforming efforts on Mars have started small, but show promise. An astronaut has successfully grown one lemon and one orange.

Alone at last, Fred tickles his own armpit, smiling quietly to himself. The world is ending tonight, but for now, he is happy.

A concerned eel judges Krusty the Clown for his life choices.

Why does the clown only bleed from the right half of his body? Nobody knowwwwwssss...

Cat tried to catch the goldfish. Got trapped in the bowl instead. Now I've got to break it out with this baseball bat, argh.

Jack-in-the-Shoe never sold quite as well as Jack-in-the-Box, maybe in part because the "Jack" was such a funny-looking clown.

The baseball hat is not angry, just disappointed—it wants to know why you haven't worn it in months.

Mickey Mouse and a cannon had a bizarre lovechild. (It's a cannon, but it's definitely not Disney canon.)

Alan dribbled down the court, and suddenly he fell into a spacetime gap—his body contorted, he couldn't feel his arms, and his legs dangled.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Time cube! I am a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour Days that occur within a single 4 corner rotation of Earth.

Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man fights diamond man against circle man. Pshooooo!