Dad got too drunk at the Christmas party...
some dude who is far too excited about his new sonic shirt. I think he needs to get laid...
a man who's arm was replaced by a beautiful flower. He seems pretty happy about it.
a stick of butter seductively unwraps itself.
santa is macking out with a blonde duck wearing a fancy blue dress and heels.
a cool dude with glasses is in love with a dyslexic nerd.
someone eating a heart with a fork.
a magenta baby with a paperclip on its diaper is smiling
SPARTA!!!
a pregnant man with a swollen foot stands around as a yellow/blue/green tornado approaches
Christmas banana dancing
a butcher knife has been stabbed into the middle of a book.