John is inexplicably fucking delighted by the department of defense. What a relief!

An orange triangle and a green man are true friends.

cat. looks weird.

kanaya is going to make a woman out of march!eridan

John and Roxy start a sexy cleaning/nursing service. They can help you.

"Things have been happening," Kanaya says, plunger in hand. It doesn't actually explain the rainbow exploding from the toilet.

An adorable mouse has stolen Rose's yarn!!

Dave is having trouble drinking his AJ. The past. It haunts him.

Terezi and Nepeta are both members of the artsy club. It is very, very cute.

Damara teach. Damara slap ruler on desk. Karkat pay attention.

Aradia very much wants to see Karkat's underwear.

A burning gingerbread man says 'Well, pin a rose on your nose,' as he is burning.