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riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children

Doodle or Die

giant black centipede snagged on the grey carpet, calling for help with aforementioned snagging

porky pig runs pedestrians off the road with tragic results

A guy pissing with the force of a thousand suns on a wall that is also a keyboard.

a christmas tree covered in shit in a toilet with a guy lying in the corner with his pants down. He probly tried to put the tree in his ass

Doodle or Die

a monkey in a convertible car, with the top down, at night getting a blowjob yelling "OH YEAH BABY!"

aerial view of a park bench on green grass, there's a bowl of some dark green substance on the right side. nothing else is in view.

wile e coyote looks at an acme product. it's in a large grey crate with a label reading "acme" in red font. wile's hands are on his hips.

a grey robot with huge arms, black square eyes, small antenna, and a ^ on _ITS_ right (left of the screen) and an upside down L on its left

a fat anime lifts up her shirt and bra to reveal her large shiny breasts

rip box, 1996-2010

unicron gets golden shower

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