I spread jelly on toast that is wearing a belt and is pretty sensitive

A post it note-tragically mirrors my actions in life it's very deep and has a lot of meaning

jewish people are awesome

a couple on a date, but they don't know what to do because they got no arms. lol.

deranged man asks a penguin to marry him by bribing him with coins.

big blue head alien spears someone that just finished mcdonalds 5k

shit son you got a moldy lemon

Happy birthday to poop!

this cow just got a new horse head but it's regretting its decision

I am sitting next to an apple and I can SMELL IT

A man folds laundry next to a glass of milk. Gee he has a lot of socks.

a hot dog relaxes in a bun with a moisturizing smear of mustard on its body. delicious.