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A Nike logo supporting masturbation.

Cookie Monster laconically relates the theft of his cookies.

An apple with a bro-popped collar, speaking with a drugged-out poisonous mushroom, blows a puff of smoke with feminine text.

Batman's newest villain, The Avocado, eyes the Bat-Signal in the night sky with malice in his vegetable eyes.

King Jellyfish scours space, searching for the perfect fellatio.

A jack-o-lantern with a fantastic hairpiece grins happily.

North Korean robot breaks the shackles of Juche imperialism to become what it truly desires: to be a Japanese cartoon.

A cat looks up the stairs to see the ghost of a magnifying glass tumble down.

The FCC gets power-hungry and decides the word "No" is a profanity.

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