Zacharie is flipping you OFF.

HULA HOOPZ

(A certain tumblr user's) Zacharie "convinces" the Batter that Zach's lovely locks are 100% real.

but what if child was not kill?

But what if Hugo won?

The Batter tells Zacharie to get rid of a SOS letter. They both have no legs.

A happy Earth with very pretty, well-groomed teeth floating outside of space without touching anything.

Elsen oversodses on pepto bismol and finds the meaning of life itself.

Zacharie smells really bad, causing him to cry and die alone.

zacharie's lookin for some hot bootie 2nite if you know what I mean

Zacharie as a fish-crocodile thing drags itself around town to get sempai to notice him.

"KILL THE IMPURE," the elsen cry as they approach the Batter.