I need to get a tablet already.
In the future, kids no longer use magnifying glasses to burn ants; they use their laser vision
A man is visited in the night by 3 ghosts of booze.
A well drawn geisha.
PC mustard race
The chain got fixed?
A Canadian flag thanking an egg plant.
A proud looking father is holding his newborn. On the inside he's screaming "WHY?!".
A nicely drawn picture of a castle in San Marino
All you need is imagiiiiiiiiiiination
Alien is sad that he is short compared to humans
A giant piece of steak has turned the tables and is going to eat a person.
A Jewish merchant is trying to hustle me for 100 gold to ride his magic carpet. I'm only paying 50.