Wow, somebody didn't get his beauty sleep.

pandas eating bamboo

Guy wants to make out with his girlfriend, but she refuses because they're in the library.

Candy corn vampire decides that his role model is Edward.

A monster is playing a video game..it will eventually get hungry and eat the controller

My spectacle fell into my eye so I had to get a glass eye.

Aliens attacking Earth because of its abundance of brains, which the aliens were in dire need of.

A robber deciding the painting wasn't good enough to steal, therefore he painted a line across the man's face.

The guy killed his wife with the sword and is planning to kill himself too

My eyeball just got poked out by the butcher

pancakes eating themselves

blood and guts