God playing billiards with Satan, using planets as billiard balls

Gay pride march on Rainbow Road

What sound does the trombone make? According to Spy, it says "trombone".

Scout's "bonk" gland is apparently located in his butt, Sniper astutely observes

Medic singlehandedly stops an atomic bomb from landing on Heavy, as Archimedes marvels at the sight

An astronaut visits Mars, where he finds a tree that produces cubical purple fruit. He is sad that he can't remove his helmet to eat it.

Satan possesses a small girl who is a Jehovah's Witness. Hilarity ensues.

In a world inhabited by sentient curtains, thinking one is a human being is a sure sign of insanity.

The newest additions to the Mario roster: Wapeach and Wabowser!

Due to technical difficulties, Japan is no longer a country. Filling in is the Mushroom Kingdom. We apologize for the inconvenience.

The Mounties will protect their talking bear-cows at all costs.

What is this? BEER is evolving! Your BEER evolved into LAGER!