A turkey stands outside a window, telling wonderful lies to the man sitting inside.

A mutated pumpkin with a mutilated stem

A cat pretending to be Solid Snake

A green carnivorous plant floats above a pool of water, slowly digesting an animal with red fur.

A man asks Napoleon Bonaparte for tater-tots; but Napoleon has no words for such a man, no less a mouth of his own to eat them with.

A tea pot with blue eyes and squid legs.

A smiling face with portals for pupils, because your eyes take me places. (that's a terrible line I'm sorry)

Zeus playing poker with Hades

A yellow smileyface, like the one you see advertising emoticons.

A VHS tape raises its weapon in order to fight off the oncoming horde that is digital media.

A VHS tape cries as it stagnates in a box, never to be used in place of digital media again.

wot did you just say, mate?