A man's head has been severed and attached to a pair of long black robotic legs. Also, he has a beard.

The disembodied eyes and nose of a dog are reluctant to engage in artistry.

An attractive woman cries tears of despair as the jaws of an enormous fish close around her.

A man is satisfied with his current distance from a bird.

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A man tries unsuccessfully to identify a recipe in Edward Cullen's cookbook.

Gandalf the Grey has become a cat.

Stacy's mom has got it going on for only one easy payment of $20.

A voyeuristic view through a peephole of a man dancing in front of a table.

A duck swims peacefully in a lake, wearing a beautiful pearl necklace.

An orange-shirted man is dismayed at the flavor of his green ice cream.