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Even an anthropomorphised platypus would be disgusted if he saw this.

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Trasvestite Mario coming on to Luigi. Kinda disturbing really.

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Lime-eyed angry god wants coffee. BRING IT TO HIM!

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Monkey hiding from mudcrab behind a cluster of bananas.

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A whale throwing an axe at a samurai, who nimbly dodges.

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A meatball escapes from a spaghetti plate, praising himself on his speed.

Bird cries a river

Is this a picture of a girl raping a man because she's batman?

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Man has an identity crisis.

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Pacman ghosts multiply by cell division in old Japan.

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Elvis is smug in his bedroll.

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The small sapling in the earthworms mouth grows into a BIG TREE!

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