A black man's penis has woken up to find itself a female with flowing locks of black hair. She's beautiful.

A man exclaims his love for the African American population He enjoys his time with his black girlfriend and surrounds himself with blackmen

YES I WOULD REALLY ENJOY A DEEP SEA THREAD THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'D REALLY HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW.

A banana attempts to take out the Death Star

Someone is implying something but I'm not sure what it is. Probably something stupid.

A cat is disappointed he didn't get repeating digits

A shiny puddle of mud.

A man expresses his love for his 2 favorite websites and how great it would be if they were combined. He is so excited he crosses his eyes

A pitbull is disappointing about numbers. He looks very sad.

A man is disappointing that he has to connect to a server to play his online game. He then caught Lupus and died. RIP J DILLA

This is how you kill the crab. With a dosage that's recommended to be taken daily.

A man his very angry at his really gay hair.