Delusional Eggplant thinks it's a sleeping-bag

man celebrates, having murdered a giant insect with a dildo. Pay special attention to the chocolate syrup labelled "pool of blood".

An epic dragon drawn by someone who is way too modest

fairly well made MS paint version of "Starry Night" by Van Goh

Perverted flower wants you to pee on him

FUCK NO!

Dolan rapes a giant green beatle

BUZZBUZZBUZZ!!!!! RAPE ALERT!!! BUZZBUZZBUZZ!!!!!

Rocket ship covered in vomit

EA finally lost so much money on their shitty sports games that they went bankrupt, and everyone rejoiced.

Nikola Tesla uses portal technology to get a hand-job from an unsuspecting little girl

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Pit from Kid Icarus beating the shit out of Kratos

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