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WHAT HAS MANKIND DONE. OH, GOD.

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A man really loves his Cheetos.

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The angry red bull is consuming the world with his feces.

IT'S THE PROCHRIST!

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Doodle or Die

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A hand-shaped rocket powered by rocket engines located under the testicles. The cockpit (no pun intended) is near the end of the shaft.

Stick figure blood coughing out a poker facing potato.

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