some red and yellow squiggles and seven blue dots.

the piece of poo sprouted legs and then lit a fuse and meowed like a cat.

the bully robot always calls harry a guy.

i went for a walk with this umbrella, but lo and behold the rain was fire. i hate when that happens.

the stork became america's most wanted number one.

The naked lady wasn't particularly keen on sexual relations.

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