I'm a simple man, with simple pleasures. Those pleasures being yuri. Only yuri. Get that freeform shit away from me, peasant!

Voltorb dreams of being assaulted by green worm things.

Woo! My 15th new chain! I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get here!

Apricots, apricots everywhere.

The magnificent Mr. Magoo marinading a mariachi masquerade at midnight.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall~

It's something unpredictable~

A box of takeout rice.

"What no, I'm not Batman!" *Batman is wearing a fake mustache, it's not fooling anyone

An acid trip of epic proportions.

Santaclaus IS real, don't believe the haters.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!