Hamburger is happy to be in a void

man with a ferocious boner tells a stoner with a loudspeaker to go home. Stoner won't go home.

Man discovers he's caught HIV from his pet fish.

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Spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets...

Do NOT eat this snazzy chocolate bar with sunglasses.

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