The Flying Spaghetti Monsters lesser known cousin, the Moustached Steak Monster. But his fans just call him Red Monster

Long necked, smoking, cliff-diver standing on a cliff. Below is green water. He bids the world goodbye, as tears ran down his face. Peace.

This salad is the best salad ever. Made of greed and jealousy. More than enough to fill anything that moves.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl Pickle fhtagn.

They are waiting for you, Gordon. In the Cool-chamber.

When he was 7, Timmy got into a horrible accident, leaving his legs bend and his arms wavy. But today he is happy, because he is 8.

Close-up of terminator dog. "I need your treats, your bones and I will pee in your back yard"

An abstract impression of a snail with a moustache

The face of a lego(tm)-person. Really, really close.

A picture of a whining guy, called "Happiness isnt real". That makes you think, if happiness isnt real and sadness is the inverse of it ...

A man with EKG on his mind performs the splits. His audience consists solely of his dog, who is idle pushing a carrot around.

Elephant-facey Smurph couldn't have had worse luck. He had to leave town and now he was staring down the barell of an armed snake-robber.