A frog has too many presents to open

"Choking the smurf", so to speak.

A woman wearing a burqa who is crying and breathing fire. She also has a runny nose.

A cycloptic tree compliments the sun

Unwanted gift

laughing orgasm

Angel and Devil making out

A man with a third eyebrow

A snail sees God in the form of a rainbow.

A squirrel with no legs

Balls of fire play rock paper scissors.

An angel and demon disagree over something mundane