Jetpacks never work you dumbass get a job

Fucking homestuck faggot god damn it why do you people have to be alive your 100 times worse than bronies fuck you the drawing is shit btw.

40k a year, Guy! We rollin' mega duckets now, yo.

A pig with a birth defect and clubfoot is wearing a purple tutu. Someone, somewhere, is furiously beating off to that.

Kawaii rabbit is not a popufur and Sciggles deleted his cub porn.

Shark tits... Take a second to really let the gravity of that statement kick in. Shark. Tits. Shark tits.

Optimus Prime has had enough of your fuckin' shit, okay? He's got his duck gun arm attachment out and he's not about to hesitate, nigga.

A man calls his girlfriend's mobile phone, but oh no! It's too late! She's been murdered.

Absurdly huge butts.

A pink man with a brown head takes a bath in a bowl of pea soup.

An infuriated man demands that you shut the fuck up (please).

Some fucking alien smoked a whole bowl of weed and listened to Ohio Players and I guess a carrot is dancing on a table.