The octopus does not have enough test tubes.

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YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE

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A very popular food in England. It commonly comes in cans and is used as a euphemism.

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Happy pink man with a black moustachio.

A wizard shoots some blue squiggly lines at a displeased long-haired man wielding an axe.

Dead crocodiles and sausages are the work of the devil.

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A Jewish car with a top hat must make a decision: Will he be a doctor or a barber?

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AW YEAH SNAIL DISCO

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An anteater accidentally stepped on a brick.

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An existential pair of blue jeans.

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A brown leaf offers a taxi some drugs. DRUGS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD, BROWN LEAF. DON'T GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE, TAXI!

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