A freckled, somewhat geeky Zombie.

Harry Potter, the Nintendo DS Champ.

Captain Hammer with hair flowing in the breeze

The void. Turquoise, screaming void.

QUACK THE TWEET BOKBI?

SLAM DUNK WITH A COLOURED BABY OH GOD NO

It's coming. It's coming on your birthday. It's coming in pink. It's coming with crosses. It will consume you.

A smiling sun on the left side, a derpy face on the bottom, the word MAYbe in the middle and on the right a French with a moustache.