A person who does not Homestuck

A green robe on a blue background

A goldfish has been struck by lightning

A black hole.

A naked mole rat approaches a blueberry muffin

Pokemon battle!!

A yellow santa covered in blood

A box of crabs?

A cloud wearing a cowboy TV hat.

Two straight bars walk into a gay bar... wut?

Donald the Duck, correcting someone.

It's Cowboy TV... again... He's saying that he's not a cat.