Abraham Lincoln defeated Superman with his awesome hat skills.

Skelator hears "Heyayayay" by He-Man for the first time... Yes, I'm freakin serious... Poor guy.

Katy Perry in 10 years.

His heart pounding beneath his breast, an androgynous man decides that life is overrated. "Fuck this!" he exclaims as he leaps from a roof.

Voltorb sees a camel's toe. He isn't sure how he feels about that...

Zues, hiding in a rain cloud, shoots lightning at a poor man and misses just barely, intentionally to see the look the poor guy makes.

Cat detective chases down German crime lord mouse, Sir Hugglez.

Gay Power Rangers kiss with their helmets on and find each other handsome. How cute! Teehee.

This clown just lost her husband and children in a fire. Also, she is balding. 'nd she's kind of fat. Laugh at the fatty. LAUGH AT HER!

Sensing the end, a little robot decides to finally do something more than just be afraid... He might die, but so will they! ...BOOM!

An emo boy paints a portrait of the only thing that is as non conforming as he... A bowl of fruit.

Black disco woman, with an afro poops out a purple tampon while drooling.